Every shirt is printed when you order it, on heavy Gildan blanks, through U.S. print providers. Fresh, not warehouse-stale.
Built to Take a Beating
5.3 oz tees, 6 oz long sleeves, and 8 oz hoodies. Heavy-duty cotton and blends, not flimsy fast-fashion junk.
Actually Funny
Written by people who've worked the shift. The joke lands on the job and the boss, never on you.
Free Shipping Over $50
U.S. orders over $50 ship free. Estimated 7–15 business day delivery, with tracking sent to your email.
Find Your Fit Before You Order
Our gear runs true to size on classic-fit Gildan blanks. Since everything is made to order, check the size guide before you buy — and size up if you like it roomier.
Gear that only their crew will get — for the electrician, welder, mechanic, trucker, or any trade on your list. Better than another tie he'll never wear.
